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Originally Posted by KSigkid
You forgot:
- Download a really gross pornographic picture to her computer background, then tell her that she can't yell at other people about being clean when she's being so open about her pornographic fetishes.
- Do the same as above, take lots of digital pictures and send them to her mom with the following note: "Your raised such a little neat freak but OH MY GOD SHE'S ADDICTED TO PORNOGRAPHY!!!!"
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TRUE STORY! Last time I was at a fake alumni event (in NYC - december ____ disaster, I'm sure you're familiar), Shap sent me home with porno all over my work laptop. Opened it in O'Hare, got laughed at by the dudes sitting next to me. That's embarrassing.
So yeah, that's what you should do, OP - sack up, you dork.