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1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.

Female - Any part under a car's hood.

Male - The strap fastener on a woman's bra.


2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.

Female - Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.

Male - Playing football without a cup.


3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.

Female - The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's
partner.

Male - Leaving a note before taking off for a weekend with the
boys.


4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n

Female - A desire to get married and raise a family.

Male - Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's
girlfriend.


5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.v.

Female - A good movie, concert, play or book.

Male - Anything that can be done while drinking, and ends with sex.


6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.

Female - An embarrassing by-product of digestion.

Male - A source of entertainment, self-statement, male bonding.


7. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.

Female - The greatest statement of intimacy a couple can achieve.

Male - Call it whatever you want just as long as we end up in bed.


8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.

Female - A device for changing from one TV channel to another.

Male - A device for scanning through all 175 channels every 5
minutes.