Oh lord, do you have time? lol
1. Called a guy I was dating and acted really coy/flirty when he said he didn't know who I was. Turns out I called a guy whose number I got at a club months before who had the same name.
2. Fell down the steps and took 7 people down with me.
3. Left my apartment and got all the way down the hall before I realized I'd forgotten MY PANTS.
4. Sneezed while sitting down and smacked my head on the counter in front of me when I pitched forward.
5. Ran up and threw my arms around someone before realizing they were a stranger.
I'll stop at 5.