I'm still lmao at this one
As an HR professional you know I've seen them all...I would love to see the "Trailer Park" version...
Resume of: Billie Bob Jane Doe
ADDRESS: Behind Miss Minnie's RV next to the shed and pump and facilitees
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>PHONE: I don hav ur number
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>OBJECTIVE: To git on like Rikki Lake an Jerry Springer an be discovered an git in a rap video
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>SKILLS: I kin cook any kina road kil, makin househole items outta everyday thangs like beer cans
>EDUCATION: home school graduit; i finished 6th grade
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>WORK EXPERIENCE: Thats why I'm writin you
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>References: >
Billy Bob Ray Doe (my 1st babies daddy an my brotha so what?)
Billy Ray Bob Doe (he da twins daddy and my cousin so what?)
Donna Mae Rae Smith (she my gurl)
The Right Reverend Homer Ebb Goober (We working on the church. He also my 5th baby daddy - NOT related)
>Note: I was going to git a job but sumtin else always seems to come up
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