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Originally Posted by Loyally Kappa
DON'T ... win a pole dancing contest while drunk at the beach during spring break of your senior year in high school. THAT news (and any accompanying pictures) will certainly have made the rounds by fall!
And if you're really unlucky, that news will also be known to the alum moms and grandmoms before their summer luncheons when they decide who to rec for the fall.
And, if despite this clear warning, you win the pole dancing contest anyway (or any other "insert your favorite dumb boner activity here") ...
DON'T ... either you or your mother show up on Greekchat the following fall bemoaning that you got cut from your first choice sororities and you "can't imagine why" ... we are all a product of yesterday's man (or woman).
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But what if a sorority is looking for someone to win the dance or gymnastics competition during Greek Week? LMAO