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Originally Posted by UGAalum94
Maybe Oprah could have them both on her show and mediate a touching mutual apology. Gates: I'm sorry I was a jet-lagged jerk who questioned your motivation in investigating a break in at my house. Cop: I'm sorry I got carried away with my authority when you wouldn't quit accusing me of racism. Obama could bless them from on high and we could move on to canonizing Michael Jackson.
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It wouldn't be complete unless they hugged at the end to a standing ovation from the studio audience.
You do know how the American public likes to put a neat little bow on every situation - this would be the perfect way to do it.