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Originally Posted by RU OX Alum
This is way way way tmi, but this is the right thread, so:
I poop really fast. Really fast.
I want to get one of those baseball radar guns to time it. It must at least 65 mph.
Seriously, it tore blood vessels.
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Holy shit. OUCH! Speaking of shitting fast, you guys gotta hear this. I just got done using the shitter, so I decided to post what happened. Earlier around 11pm I drunk a lot of coffee and I ate ice cream right after. When I took a shit, a large round chunk bursted out of my ass faster than a cannonball leaving a cannon, and then the rest was just plain old brown water and a few big farts and then I was done. I felt like a new man when I was done. Has this ever happened to any of you? Have you ever shitted out brown water?