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Originally Posted by HarryPotter
Anyway, I attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I have decided to rush a sorority this fall at school (yeah, I'm a boy..but I'm Harry Potter. I do what I want. Good ol' Voldy tried to off me but didn't, so you think a bunch of sorority chicks are gonna stop me from rushing?). Since I AM Harry Potter and everyone loves reading every little detail of my life and watching it on the big screen, I thought I'd share with you my rush story (it's bound to be a hit, and this time, I'M getting the profits. Screw you JK Rowling!).
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Blasphemy!
I refuse to read any further after that remark.
