I was sitting at the local pub with my sisters Mel (from a small farming community) and Ang (from Chicago - probably never seen a cow before she came to college) and a guy walked into the pub with a carton of eggs. Ang asks what he's going to do with that carton of eggs, and Mel says that he's probably going to put them in his beer. Ang yells "Ew you COUNTRY people put eggs in your beer???". I replied that if he was country, he would have a BASKET of eggs, and Ang yells even louder, "EWWW you COUNTRY people GROW your own eggs????". I said, "Yeah, and we go out in the field and harvest them, too, after they grow." Blank stare from Ang. So I start explaining that eggs are laid by chickens and she goes a little green. Apparently she'd never really put 2+2 together with what you're ACTUALLY eating when you eat an egg.
