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Originally Posted by carnation
Have you ever accidentally yelled at someone else's kid? I am still laughing hysterically over what 2 of our daughters did on vacation:
1st one: we are in Cinderella Castle at Disney and 1 daughter sees a blond kid with his hands all over a painting, thinks it's her brother, and screams, "Hands off!" Ooo. not her brother. 
2nd one: same day and another daughter hears a kid whine, "My feet are tired!", thinks it's another brother, and yells, "Too bad, butthead!" Again, a stranger. LOL.
Maybe I should have posted this under "Have you ever remembered something funny in the middle of the night and laughed so hard that you couldn't get back to sleep?" because last night, I thought about these and watching the girls try to play it off and I laughed until I cried.
Has anyone else ever done this? |
Accidentially? No, I do it on purpose.
A couple of years ago I was walking my dog. As I rounded the corner there was a retarded looking kid standing in his yard. As I passed this idiot threw a dodgball at my dog. I caught the ball one handed like Adam Sandler in Billy Madison. I thought about nailing the kid right between the eyes but I figured I would get sued. If assault was a $5 fine I would have given the kid and his parents a beating. I yelled at the kid but I think he was too stupid to even know what I was saying so I just took the ball and walked home.