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Hello everyone! Sorry for the delay. I had to leave the country for a few days in order to pick up my multiple Nobel Prizes. I know from that locked thread that this is the only rush story anyone has ever been interested in, so I truly apologize for the delay!
When we last left my story, recruitment had come to a grinding halt since the computers refused to believe that anyone other than yours truly measured up to sorority standards at our school.
Suddenly, a blinding light appears on the horizon, followed by a chorus of heavenly angel voices. It’s the entire chapter of Madame Alexander, here to save recruitment! They float over to the advisor and Rho Chis, leaving a trail of glittering diamond dust in their path.
“Clearly there is only one solution to this catastrophe,” says the beautiful and perfect Madame Alexander president. “Barbie has always been a Madame Alexander. Recruitment is just a technicality. We shall extend her a bid now.”
Everyone cheers. The Madame Alexanders stretch out their hands and I am transported on a cloud of diamond dust, rainbows and sunshine to join my new sisters.
And just like that, the computers and printers roar back to life, producing party invite lists for the other PNMs.
Yet in spite of my joy, I see poor Midge out of the corner of my eye. She is crumpled in a corner by herself, hysterically weeping. Even after the computer glitch is miraculously fixed by my saintly sisters, my dear friend has still received no second party invites at all! Obviously someone has been reading the rumors about her on Greek Chat and decided to destroy her rush!
I immediately call this to the attention of my new sisters and they offer her a snap bid on the spot. Anyone, whether she has a dented boob or not, who is good enough for Barbie is good enough for the Madame Alexanders!
“Thank you my fabulous friend Barbie and my new sisters! You have saved me from a lifetime of trying to AI!” Midge squeals.
We are all swept away on that magical trail of rainbows, sunshine and diamonds and end up back at the elegant and classy Madame Alexander mansion. Midge and I are immediately initiated and then participate in our first recruitment parties on the other side. Of course we recruited the best new member class in the history of the NPC! The Madame Alexanders plus Barbie are invincible!
You seriously didn’t think there would be anything but a perfect and implausible end to my totally authentic and true tale, did you?
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