Actually, that would be kind of funny. Boy meets girl, takes her home and . . .
Back at his/her place they start removing clothing (for an innocent game of twister
).
The first thing she does is kick off her shoes, promptly losing 5 inches of height and that sexy lift that heels give a lady. Then she takes out her glorious blue eyes (color contacts). Then she removes something from her bra that was giving her an extra cup size or two . . . then comes off the duct tape that was defying gravity and "up and center" becomes "hanging to the sides".
Oh, and let not forget her face melting off (make-up smearing, eye shadow running) and oops that small adorable mole comes off as you kiss her! Hair piece is detacheable . . . Its like a scene from "I'm going to get you sucka".
Acckkkkpppppttttttt!
Is there such a thing as false advertising?? Isn't that fraud?
