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Day Two AKA: The Twist
Because there’s always a twist in a good retro story, you know.
The next morning we rush over to the meeting hall to meet with our Rho Chi groups and receive our party invites. The room is quiet, far too quiet. Yes, there’s this thing happening! It’s always a thing!
There is a huge computer problem. Never in Competitive SEC University recruitment history has there been this type of problem with a PNM. It’s discovered that the computer has booked me for thousands of parties in every single time slot so that none of the other PNMs could receive any second day party invitations.
“Barbie, we were afraid that something like this would happen. You are simply the perfect sorority girl and no other PNM can compare,” said my Rho Chi. I smile a little knowing how happy it will make my mother when I tell her this. It’s exactly what she told a bunch of helimom haters on Greek Chat shortly before recruitment began.
The Rho Chis gathered with the Panhellenic Advisor to come up with a solution . . .
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