[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by Xanthus

Has anyone ever sprayed? I did that once. This was a few years ago. I had eaten Sbarro pizza, and about 15 minutes later, I had to shit bad. It went through me that quick. The bad part about it was that I was in the car when it happened. I was headed home, and I was speeding and swerving in and out of traffic trying to make it home before I shitted my pants. I couldn't make it so I stopped at a hotel, ran to the bathroom and before I could sit down, it came out like a 100mph jet stream and it sprayed all over the toilet and wall. The back part of the toilet was full of diarrhea. I relieved myself, and boy did it feel good to let it all out. I'm sure the janitor was pissed when he saw it. Hahahaa.