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I am shocked at the gossipy implications being made here about my man Ken and BFF Midge! You greekchatters really are just a bunch of haters! You'd better stop it now or I might have to flounce away without finishing my story (after posting at least 50 more times telling you I'm flouncing that is.) For those cruel people who are casting doubt on Ken, let me assure you he is all man. He simply had a childhood accident that involved a giant zipper and a Gooey Bun. And it's obvious that the photo of him and Midge together was Photoshopped and put on some jealous bottom tier sorority girl's Facebook page! The nerve! It's SO OBVIOUS since Ken would NEVER wear a giant zipper like that given his unfortunate history with zippers. He's a button fly kind of guy only.
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