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I can dance to Salsa y Merengue.
I am skilled with a knife.
I speak Spanglish.
I am lazy.
I wear pointy shoes.
I will steal the radio out of your car.
What do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms?
Trustworthy
Do you know how to starve a Puerto Rican to death?
Hide his food stamps under his work shoes.
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Alpha Epsilon Phi
SINCE 1909, EVERLASTING FRIENDSHIPS
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