They havent made a commercial about *my* walmart experiences! It would go something like this.
Girl in car spends 10 minutes looking for a parking space.
Girl gets in the store and proceeds to spend the next hour trying to buy 4 things. Crackers, Deoderant, a 6 pack of Cokes, and some shampoo.
After walking approximately 3.4 miles around the store - the girl has seen it all! A determined mother getting her screaming baby girl's ears pierced....A gaggle of old people gathered in the pharmacy dept complaining about the gaggle of old people in the pharmacy dept....I dont hear anyone raving about low prices or dancing in the isles.
I finally get to the register where a girl who is 9 months pregnant and has a bad home perm rings up my purchase and grumbles a "thanks"
I spend the next 10 min looking for my car because I have been inside so long I cant remember where I parked.
I guess this is why I no longer go to Walmart - we are divorced and I am now seeing a more friendly super target
