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Originally Posted by SexySockPuppet
Too much alcohol + inability to perform sexually = whiskey dick
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Also - urban dictionary -
whiskey-dick 7 up, 4 down  Occurs after a night of heavy drinking when a male cannot feel his penis during sexual activity resulting in long periods of sex, sometimes so long the penis goes limp.
I had sex for 3 hours the other night when I was hammered but nothing happened because I had whiskey-dick and couldn't feel anything. |
It's also a shot!
It was a house favorite when I was a bartender, and I was told by the inventor of the shot that I poured it better than anybody.
It's easier to make for lots of people at once, because you can't pour it using counts--there are too many ingredients.
1 part each of:
Jack Daniels
Jim Beam
Crown
Wild Turkey
Maker's Mark
Sour mix
Coke
Loooooove this shot!
Oh, and, in keeping with the thread's theme, one night I drank too many WHILE WORKING at the bar and I had to go to the bathroom...but while I was using the toilet I suddenly had to puke, so I picked up the trashcan and tossed my cookies in it. On the clock. I don't know how my drawer wasn't all kinds of off that night!