[9dstpm]

Dear Dennis,

Once again, I am very sorry that The Unit has been cancelled. I will really miss that show and I will miss watching you on a regular TV series. You will be happy to know that I've seen your new Allstate commercial and that I've also signed up for disability insurance at work through Allstate. I will be in good hands as of July 1st. Hubby still won't let me switch the car insurance over to Allstate.

All that aside, I am writing to congratulate you on starting your own TV/Film production company. I cannot wait to watch your first finished product which will appear on HBO in the near future. I will surely add HBO back to my cable package. Do you have any openings at your company? I am willing to work as a secretary/receptionist. I will go and get your coffee/tea/bottled water and make copies and stay late if need be. Hubby says that I cannot work for you even if you paid me 6 figures and provided moving expenses. I say let's ignore him. He'll learn to love California. Please let me know when I can start.

I will address this on your Facebook page on Tuesday, but I also wanted to wish you a happy birthday. Hubby wanted to get you that "I'm a Senior Citizen" hat that he saw last week in USA Weekend but I told him that you have no need for that. Hubby will get the hat for his birthday. Anywho, this year we're watching The Minus Man but I have not decided on the confection that I will serve. I'm on Weight Watchers now so it will have to be something that's not too junky. I'll let you know Tuesday.

I have to go now. Today's laundry day at Casa 9dstpm.

Your Biggest Fan Ever (and future employee),

9dstpm