The Super Wal-Mart in mycollege's town is supposedly the largest one in Middle Tennessee, and trying to find a parking space there is *almost* worse than trying to find a parking space on the MTSU campus (which is next to impossible). I dread having to go there, because the lines are endless and there never seems to be more than four registers (out of what... 10... 15?) open at once, no matter how crowded the store is. Sadly enough, Wal-Mart is a staple store for most of the students at my school to buy food and toiletries.
That reminds me... my senior year of high school (last year actually), my Government teacher made us create videos about past presidents and do some kind of biography or creative show about them. One kid in my class did a documentary on Bill Clinton, and of all places, the setting of the documentary was at WAL-MART!!! Basically this boy walked around a Wal-Mart in a very redneck part of the metro Nashville area, and walked up to everyone he could find (all of whom had mullets
---even the little kids!!!), and asked their opinion on Bill Clinton. The responses of these trashy mullet-baring people were hilarious! At the beginning of the video, the boy even made a disclaimer:
"The haircuts which you are about to see are not condoned by the director of this film or by _____ High School. If you are faint of heart or under the age of 16 you should not view this film. I will not be responsible for any laughter that may occur while listening to the opinions of the Wal-Mart goers portrayed in this film."
