Broke when....
1. You add water to your shampoo to wash your hair.
2. You go door to door asking for loose change to wash.
3. You turn your too short pants into capris......not me though I am 4'8"
4. Sprint ignores ya.
5. Ya buy clothes @ the dollar store.
6. Ya steal toilet paper out one of the bulidings to bring home.
7. Ya take food out the lunch room and recook it into your own creation