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Dear Father:
Why in the heezy do you constantly send me crap about sending illegal immigrants to the BFE? Why do you always send me something that has a racial overtone? Why me? Why do I get this from you? Please tell me why? Do you not realize that two of your children are bi-racial? Do you not realize that when you send me this crap I really want to go to FL and smack the living crap outta you until my hand hurts and I get tired of hitting you? Do you not realize what it is that you are "unconsciously" saying to me?
Why do I get such "lovely" gifts from you? And then you wonder why you get no father's day cards, no birthday cards, and that I would put you in a nursing home if you couldn't take care of yourself? And you wonder why I really only call you every 3 months. What is the problem that you don't seem to "understand?"
Pops, you have some severe issues and some severe problems, so could you just get your S$#%@#$%T together and stop sending me this crap.
Your loving child,
Only grown child that talks to you.
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