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- the married guy at work who calls his also-married girlfriend up to 3x a day (yup, it's a b!tch when your assistant can see on her phone all of the outgoing and incoming calls)
- the guy who wears shorts to the golf tournament and has the scrawniest, ashiest, chicken-leggiest calves that you ever did see
- the guy who laughs like freaking Woody Woodpecker
- the guy with nasty halitosis, that when he exhales, flowers wilt
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