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Don't you hate it when....
You see someone that you are trying to avoid and you know that they also saw you.
You are hanging out with some friends and you step to the bathroom to find out that your fly was open.
People walk up to you and touch your hair. (When I take my braids out people's fingers are drawn to my hair)
You wake up an hour before you have to and can't get back to sleep.
Your car stereo decides to skip at the best part or when you are at a stop sign next to a bus stop full of people.
You are trying to cross the street and a bus pulls right in front of you and stops.
The people on that bus stare at you like you have two heads.
You're wanna be singer friend insists on listening to their "CD" with you. You wanna be nice but it really rounds like 13 tracks of glass breaking and people scratching chalk boards.
Your friend wants you to double date with him, his girl and her friend.
Her friend turns out to be a booglewolf.
Someone is feeling you more than you are them and won't take a hint.
People miss 90% of the semester and still get A's. I could have sworn there was an attendance policy.
You stub your toe in the dark.
Your melanin challenged co-workers come at you with really OLD slang.
You are in the car with someone and you smell a fart. You know it didn't come from your pants and the least they could do is apologize for melting your leather seats.
You have to get up really early one day but can not sleep the night before.
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