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Originally posted by CRMSNTiDEGRL717:
I wanna be informed  anybody wanna inform poor lil' ole' me?? *pouts*  JK-- but really, can someone tell me what a "V" is??????
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"The Crazy V-Billys"
Come and listen to my story about the local crazies
Known to us on GC only as the crazy V's
Spreading rumors 'n lies from here to kingdom come
Till the mods ganged up and put 'em on the run
Whackos that is - Resident Psychos and Certified Crazies
Well the next thing you know the 'ol bag reappeared
Making up user names, as the regulars had feared
Spreading more and more lies until we all said "ENOUGH"
And the king himself had to get really tough
John that is - King of the moderators and GC Land
(3rd verse that is omitted from the original TV show)
So now what we have is the legend of the V's
People start to question and say "Please email me!"
XO's are laughing cause they know that its so hokey
And the V's have all spent some time in the pokey
Jail that is - bad checks and criminal breath
[announcer] "THE CRAZY V-BILLYS"
(dueling banjos playing in the background as they each appear with their certified mug shots from jail)
**Disclaimer - the preceeding is fictional and presented for entertainment purposes only. Similarities between the characters and persons either real or fictitious are purely coincidental. If the shoe fits, you might as well wear it….if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it's a duck….you made your bed now lay in it…if you do the crime, then you do the time…if you lay down with dogs, you're bound to get fleas…[okay okay - so these are my favorite "my momma always said…" lines - references to my momma are legit
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