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I love Twitter because my ex tweets and it allows me to avoid him. We have five coffee shops in this town and of course he is always at the one two blocks from my house. I almost went there this morning, but happily he's such an attention whore (and boring) that I was right when I guessed he'd be there all day so I walked three blocks to the other place. He is usually tweeting about his ugly dog he got off Craigslist (aka the bitch he got and he can actually control).
I'm not saying my tweets are the best, but I think it is important to discuss the difference in plate lunch items with my sister OTW, especially the presence of corn and country music.
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