[AlwaysSAI]

How about Don't be that guy who:

-Starts every story of his 5 million scares with, "Well, we were drinkin' this one time..."
-Says I'm ignorant because I have a 3.3 GPA and you were stuck at 2.3 (you have to work at that one buddy)
-When we're on our first date and my phone rings--if it's a guy, don't say, "Is that your boyfriend?" (insecurity is not cute)
-Asks if my twin and I are into threesomes (the answer is always NO!)
-Invades my personal space without having been invited (gentlemen ALWAYS ask)
-spends the date talking about how bad your life was because you got picked on in middle school (WHO DIDN'T GET PICKED ON IN MIDDLE SCHOOL?!)
-and, don't send me a text the next day asking for sexual favors (WTH--don't call me, I'll call you, loser)