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IU usually sends out one every year that is slightly changed.
Here is the one from last year....
How many greeks does it take to change a lightbulb? IU STYLE
How many Greeks does it take to change lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one to make t-shirts for the occasion.
How many DU brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
None---DU doesn't have electricity.
How many PhiPsi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two---one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.
How many PiKapps does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven---one to change the lightbulb and ten to share the homosexual
experience.
How many Gamma Phi's sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five, one to change the lightbulb and four to hoist her up.
How many FIJIs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One- He holds it and the world revolves around him.
How many Theta Chi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
The whole house, because they cannot do anything alone.
How many Beta brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one to throw it at the sigma chis..
How many Sigma Chi brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four--One to change it, two to throw the old bulb back at Betas, and
one to brag about Brad Pitt.
How many SAEs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three--One to change it and two to figure out how to get high off the
old one.
How many Sig Ep brothers does it take to change a lightbulb? None,
they're too busy watching dawsons creek and wishing their middle
letter was an "A" and not a "Phi".
How many Theta sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, it's the most fun they've had in years.
How many PIKES does it take to change a lightbulb?
None--the house looks better in the dark.
How many Tri-Delts does it take to change a lightbulb?
A whole sorority--but only one of them is smart enough to get the bulb
out of the socket.
How many Sigma Pi brothers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two--One to change the bulb and one to complain about how if they were
in a better fraternity the lightbulb wouldn't go out.
How many Delts does it take to change a lightbulb?
Seven--One to change the light bulb and six to throw a party because
he didn't screw it in upside down this time.
How many Sammies does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they're already lit and there's enough energy in the kitchen to
keep them burning.
How many AZDs does it take to change a light bulb?
They'll all help out if it means a mixer with a fraternity that will
help them on their way up the social ladder.
How many AGDs does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they look better in the dark.
How many Chi O sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and one to haze her for cussing when she
electrocutes herself.
How many Phi Mu sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
One to call the electrician and ask him to bring a box of donuts on
his way over.
How many AEPhis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, One to change the light bulb,two to check the brand name on the
box, and one to order matching sweater sets and dark jeans to
celebrate the occasion.
How many Chi Phi brothers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't, they keep the lights off so they can hall in beer kegs and
not get noticed.
How many DGs does it take a to change a lightbulb?
Five--They need to make a new one from scratch.
How many ADPi's does it take to change a light bulb?
You mean after they're done changing the batteries in their...
How many Kappas does it take to change a lightbulb?
They won't even notice the bulb is out since they're always shopping.
How many SDT sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. one to change it, and one to hold her hair out of her face...
How many Alpha Chis does it take to change a lightbulb?
The whole house--the Homecoming Queen to change it and the rest to fix
her hair.
How many Sigma Nus does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change the bulb and one to invite all the sororities to
come over and watch them dance naked.
How many ZBTs does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two, one to change it and one to send flowers to all the sororities.
How many DZ sisters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Four, one to buy the pot, two to make fun of all the other sororities,
and one to cheat and call the electrician.
How many ZTAs does it talke to change a lightbulb?
Three, so no one has to work too hard.
How many KDR does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, all the lightbulbs get used up by real fraternities.
How many Alpha Phi's does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, anything to be like everybody else.
How many Pi Phis does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them, hoping they can fake and bake under it.
How many Kappa Sigs does it take to change a lightbulb?
WHO??
How many Acacians does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them--It has to look as tacky as possible.
How many Delta Chis does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, they're all too busy hazing pledges and thinking there cool
How many AEPis does it take to change a lightbulb?
Who cares about electricity when it's 110 degress and you're waiting
in line for beer.
How many ATO's does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two...one to change it and the other to fix his polo shirt and khakis.
How many Alpha Sigs does it take to change a lightbulb?
One...they have all the tools to fix it.
How many Phi Delts does it take to change a lightbulb?
None...Castles use candles not lightbulbs.
How many Lambda Chi's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
None...haunted houses are suppossed to be dark.
How many Evan's Scholars does it take to change a lightbulb?
All of them...one to change it, and the rest to make sure the house
doesn't burn down.
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