[Kevin]

For whatever reason we [a random girl I was dating] and I were eating at a Waffle House in Norman, OK. We were at the breakfast bar and her cell phone rings. She walks out talking to someone. A guy sitting down the bar starts going on and on about cell phones and how rude they are, etc. The guy had some very odd mannerisms and speech patterns. This man is clearly insane -- a homeless schizo sort of insanity.

She finishes her call and comes back in. I spend the rest of that dinner period talking with the guy about how damn rude some folks can be with their cell phones, how pervasive they are, etc. I got him pretty worked up and got my date pretty pissed off, but I was having a good time.

I didn't know it at the time but she was scared of this man. She made me take some random back roads home to make sure we weren't followed. Needless to say, that was [I think] the last time we went out.