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Dear Pops:
On Friday evening, I called you to tell you I was spending the weekend out with one of my best friends who was having her b'day party that night (I spent the rest of the weekend with my bf). Prior to taking the phone from my sister, I heard you say, "Tell that bitch to bring her azz home!" *in my Queen Latifah voice* "WHO YOU CALLING A BITCH!?!?!?!?" Then when you answered with your rude attitude, just as I was telling you where I was going to be (you always tell me to let you know where I'm going to be and to be safe), you interrupt me by saying, "Yeah whatever. You do this $h!t every weekend. You never do anything around here and I'm sick of it. Have a great phucking weekend!"
Now needless to say, I hope you don't think I was gonna feel bad about staying out of your hellhole that you call "home" for yet another weekend. HAYLE TO THA NAW!!!!!!!!!! Why, you wonder? You are a miserable old alcoholic who's bitter because I choose not to stay in the house and be your maid every weekend. I HAVE A LIFE and I still have keys to the house so I can come and go as I please. The last time I checked, I'll be 32 in about 3 months. I'm not 13, so you need to get a vice grip on your attitude and suck on some big hairy bull's balls, because I will not put up with your attitude. You need me A LOT MORE than I need you. And then you wonder why nobody wants to be bothered to be around you, ESPECIALLY YOUR CHILDREN.
Consider the apron strings officially CUT and you officially ignored unless I absolutely have to deal with you. Continue to smoke your crystal crack and leave me the hayle alone!!!!
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"Having a nasty attitude won't yield you the results you want when you want them; it'll just make people steer clear of you and your toxicity in order to keep from being contaminated by you and your nastiness."- Me
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