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I wanted to submit a story for FML, but they weren't accepting new stories at the time (or any time I tried after that). If I could've submitted it, this is what it would've read:
Today, I made a salad out of suspiciously aged ingredients. Then I got sick literally minutes before starting my spring break. I threw up in some bushes in a very public place and turned in my take-home final 20 minutes late. FML
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On the heart of each sister
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