HC someone needs to tell me who she is?
HC today is her birthday?
HC she must be a silent monitor?
HC her name?
HC what does it mean?
HC I hope it does not mean what I think it means?
HC if it means what I think it means -- why??
HC her name has me perplexed and vexed?
HC it has me bemused and confused but not amused?
HC that's my rhyme as well as my time?
HC I'm a poet and you know it?