"Top Ten Signs That You're Broke...."
10- You start eating "condiment sandwiches" (i.e. ketchup and mustard on empty hotdog buns, mayonaise on white bread)
9- You see that ramen noodles are on sale, 10 for a dollar, and you only get 8.
8- You mix bacon bits and water and convince yourself that its a real meal. (I've actually heard of this done before
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7- You fight your roommate for loose change found on the floor.
6- You go out to eat with your friends and make a full meal out of iced tea and the "free" dinner rolls.
5- You start patching up the furniture with safety pins, paper clips, duct tape....
4- You start using jelly jars as glasses. (*Guilty as charged)
3- You start saving and re-washing paper cups, plates, etc.
2- You cut the car off the middle of traffic to "save gas".
1- You owe 17 different people money.
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