March 11, 2009
Police: Son pleasures himself, then punches mom
DADE CITY -- It all started about 7 p.m. Tuesday, authorities said, when a mother looked outside and saw her 19-year-old son masturbating in the back yard.
The mother yelled. The son, Antwan L. Grandberry, 19, walked around to the front of the house on 13th Street in Dade City and rang the doorbell, according to a Dade City Police report. The mother answered and began cursing and yelling at Grandberry, who then punched his mother in her face, the report said.
Grandberry, who is listed as unemployed, was arrested on a domestic battery charge and is being held in the Land O'Lakes jail in lieu of $500 bail.
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I'm guessing he punched her with the same hand he was jerkin' with so that's adding insult to injury.
But can you imagine the arresting offers' convo: "you cuff him", "no, you cuff him", "I ain't cuffing him", "you cuff him", "no, I ain't cuffing him".