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When my son became potty trained, I taught him to put the seat down. Hubby then taught him that boys NEVER put the seat down.
He doesn't know how to work the toilet paper holder. If the roll is empty, he gets a new one out and leaves it on the sink until I can change the rolls. Is it really that difficult?
Every clock in our house is set at a different time. It's 30 minutes later in my bedroom than it is in the living room.
He works swing shift and uses 2 alarm clocks when he works days. Again, 2 clocks = 2 different times. One is digital, the other is a wind up. He snores loudly, and that coupled with the ticking clock tend to keep me awake most of the night... even if I break down and use ear plugs. Then, he wakes up and wonders why I didn't get up with him. Please, let me sleep another 15 minutes, because the little one will get up as soon as you close the door.
He's a bed hog. While he's sound asleep, I battle to keep from hitting the floor. If not, he has rolled on top of me in his sleep and that means I can barely breathe.
Before we got married, he knew how to pick up after himself. Now, he can't remember how to take his clothes from the bedroom to the laundry chute in the next room.
When I put his jeans away after doing the laundry, he complains the same day of not having any clean pants. Why? Because he didn't bother to look where they go.
I am not allowed to run the sweeper or the dishwasher when he's home.
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