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why do i get rid of 30-40% of pledges? b/c i want to give everyone an equal chance that's why. everyone who wants to pledge a fraternity should be able to pledge in my opinion and i want to see who comes out alive.
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Hey, I've got an idea! Why don't you set up a huge cage-like structure and put all the pledges in there and let them fight for their lives, kind of like Mad Max's Thunderdome. Then you'd only have the ones who were truly worthy of being your brothers come out alive.
You could charge admission to watch the "death matches" and it would greatly enhance your social budget! I'm sure the "hot sororities" would love to have mixers with the men who made it through!!