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Originally Posted by Gusteau
Why do people feel the need to document and publish every moment of their lives?
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It's not that they feel the need to document it... it's the fact that they put it on their Facebook status for everyone to see. Why? This is all getting quite ridiculous. I don't care that your baby's daddy slept with another ho. Or should I say... I don care dat yo baby daddy slep wit anudder ho! (Sorry if I can't butcher the language as well as other people). Hell, I don't even care that you had a sandwich for lunch, and now you're going to class! Shut up, already.
//end rant//
Fortunately, I don't have any friends that completely destroy the English language in their status. The most entertaining ones I could find...
______ suggests getting your pee-gear ready for market square saturday. (I'm assuming he's going out for St. Patty's Day, but um.. what is "pee-gear"??)
______ is i hate girls!!!! THey are fucking bitches except for kim katie tello and kendra love you girls♥ .
______ is wondering why lake titi kaka is not filled with boobs and poop?
Specialness.