LAWD LAWD LAWD LAWD LAWD LAWD! 
Has anyone ever had food poisioning??? And what from????
This is my Sad story:
Tuesday I was in a good mood and didn't feel like cooking. So I found some smoked Oysters in the pantry, busted out the hot sauce and crackers, ate that, and went to bed.
AND I'VE BEEN JACKED UP EVER SINCE!! 
My fellow Greeks I feel like I want....to....
DIE!
I thought it would go away after a few days, but it got WORSE on thursday!
Pepto Bismol? Didn't work!
Alka seltzer? NOPE!
Nyquil? PUH-LEASE!
I had to go to the big dog's and finally go to the doctor on Friday. He gave me this little pill that is the strongest pill on the market, and I'm GETTING THERE, but I'm still at home on a saturday night not quite ready to face the world.
Why didn't someone tell me it was this bad???
I'm never eating food again(dramatic sign and falls on bed with hand over my forehead).
QTE