In defense of my beloved UIUC, you only smell the cows when the south winds blow.

(However, the first time I visited it was at it's most ripe and I remember thinking, 'oh MAN! Who would go here if it smells that THAT!')
Hey juniorgrrl - I'm with you on designing webpages all day! If I could, I would...but alas I can't. I did try to teach my third graders how to build basic ones though. What a crazy time that was!