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Originally Posted by KSig RC
I have a standing wager of $100 that "At Last" will be played at any given wedding I attend. I'm up lifetime, and it's not even close.
You guys really need to expand your cheese repertoire - Lonestar? Celine Dion? D'Angelo? Get f-ed.
As I see it, you have three main options:
1 - You have "your song" with a significant other. You're probably 13 if you do, so I'll assume this isn't true. Note that this generally becomes "I WISH this was our song!" from the woman's point of view.
2 - You're doing something super cheesy because you think you should. This is by far the worst, as it is really a "I've dreamed of this FOREVER!"-type semi-Bridezilla move. Most of you fall into this category probably - sorry!
3 - You're a hipster douche and want to go for irony (such as "Mother" by Danzig for the mom's dance). This is an awkward move, to say the least, but at least you'll have PBR and shitty sideburns at the reception.
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I'm scared we've been attending the same weddings.
I just don't understand why there has to be "a song" at all. I thought the truly hipster douches would wear Misfits t-shirts and all the bridesmaids would be channeling Bettie Page or show up in their roller derby outfits. I want to go to a wedding where someone plays Dr. Octagon or Too $hort.