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- Everything is a process for him. I'll be trying to get him out the door bc we need to be somewhere in 5 minutes. He finds 4 other things that he needs to do. Just to get him to tie a shoe lace takes him ten minutes!
- He never cleans his room. His room is an obstacle course and I always seem to trip over something that is lying on his floor when I get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom.
- He is a bed hog. I have woken up numerous times with my face smashed into his wall.
- He talks one way to me and another to his friends. His voice is a lot higher when he speaks with me and he'll be like, "Hey honey. How was your day?" When his fraternity brothers call it's, "Yo dawg! What's up?!"
- According to him, he has no flaws.
- He enjoys tackling me. He thinks it's funny that when he pins me down, I cannot move. Hello??? He's over 100 pounds heavier than me!!!
- When he's eating, he doesn't talk. We'll be in a restaurant and seems that all the other couples are having an initimate discussion while the only word my boyfriend utters is, "Yummm".
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