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Originally Posted by KSig RC
I just recently learned (from commercials, duh) that if I purchase a moderate-to-large diamond for my significant other who may or may not exist, she will be more likely to touch me where I pee. Thanks, DeBeers - I'm on my way to the mall already. He went to Jared, indeed!
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If you don't buy her a diamond ring, she can't win at life. Duh.