Alrighty, you all know that I'm still single..but here are some of the things that Mr. OTW used to do to annoy the isht out of me:

-He also had a problem with hanging up the wet towels.

-He'd wait till the absolute last minute (like when he ran out of underwear) to do his laundry.

-He'd also wait till the last minute to fill up my gas tank. Usually he'd wait till my little light went on.

-He thought farting in the car with the windows rolled up and the A/C on full blast was a funny thing. And he'd lock the windows so I couldn't roll em down.

-He never remembered to put the toilet seat back down. I'd wake up to use the bathroom at 3 in the morning and I'd have accidents.

-He'd rather go out and spend $$$ at a restaurant instead of staying home for a cooked meal. When he did, Top Ramen and frozen dinners were his meals of choice.

-When he sleeps he moves around a lot and usually the bed sheets would come off the corners. He'd wait till I got irritated before he went and fixed em.

-Two words: PLAYSTATION 2.