1. Homo reptilicus
This guy’s poison for first dates. He either disregards or is completely clueless about the rules for displaying affection in public, slithering in for unwelcome kisses and squeezing you close like a boa constrictor. Keep this one at arm’s length, girls; otherwise, he’ll expect you to slink back with him into whatever hole he crawled out of.
Ugh... I met the prime example of this one a couple of years ago. On our first (and only) date, he takes me to dinner and then proceeds to grab my arse everytime I turn around.
Couldn't figure out why I asked to be taken home.
