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How about Homo Tightwadus, identified by his expensive taste but inability to part with his most prized possession, his wallet. Unless you dump him you will pay dearly
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Homo Comedianus, everything is a joke and he's the star. More amicable than other specimens, but likely to inject inappropriate humor at inopportune times. This is no laughing matter as women who feel an initial attraction, sadly realize the jokes on them.
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