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Originally Posted by HotDamnImAPhiMu
I want to know what kind of funny questions you vets are getting when you receive those phone calls.
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It never ends.
Why does my dog keep dragging his butt across the ground?
My dog got sprayed by a skunk, what should I do?
I think my dog/cat has toad poisoning. What should I do?
My dog's eye is out of its socket.
My dog just got attacked by a bunch of bees
My dog has a hunting arrow inside of him. How do I get it out?
I could go on and on about the phone calls we get, and some of the things that I've seen.
The most hilarious one though was this lady and her cat. She called and said that her cat is in heat, and wanted to know how to stop the whining. I asked her about getting her cat fixed, but she didn't want to do that. She just wanted to know if we had some kind of meds that would stop the whining. I started explaining to her the most effective way to stop the crying. I got half way though and she cut me off and said forget it, I'll just get her fixed. I didn't think it was that big of a deal, but I guess she did. She said "Absolutely not. I'll just get her fixed!"
