Even though Fabio isn't the best chef, I think they keep him on for pure entertainment. In honor of this, I present, "Fabioisms". Here are those that I can remember:
"There's no-a freaking blue food"
"Honor the Wisconsin Green Bay".
“I am 30 years old and I have to sleep in a Bunky Bed”
"OH NOOOO!!!!!" when Spike said he wasn't using any cheese.
“If they give me monkey ass to fill with fry banana, I come up with zumthing anyway. Iz not a problem.”
“Iz Top Chef! Not top scallop!”
“I’m not going home because it rain in my tiramisu, no friggin’ way.”
“I’m in the front of the house. We could serve monkey ass in an empty clam shell, and we still win because I’m in the front of the house.”
