My "ooh you nasty" answers:
Pauletta Washington
(so me and Denzel could roll around in baby oil and get freaky deaky)
Halle Berry
(so me and Eric Benet could roll around in baby oil with that Oscar)
The actresses who play Terri, Maxine, or Bird
(so me and Damon, Kenny, or Lem could roll around in baby oil fakin' like we havin' sex)
Oprah
(so I could satisfy my shoe fetish by buying as many different pairs as I wanted...and then me and Stedman could roll around in baby oil AND money until our bodies were coated with both)
My "I'm curious" answers:
My maternal grandma when she was a student at Tuskegee
(so I could see what it was like back then, and if all the stories she tells about how my late granddad was JOCKING her are true, LOL.)
My recently dearly departed and cherished paternal grandmother as she was making a quilt
(so that I could try to absorb some of her quilting skills - one of my biggest regrets in life is that I didn't get her to teach me how to quilt before she died 
)
My "I wonder" answer:
Any man
(but preferably a cute one so I could get some and see what it's like walking around with a thang between ya legs that controls your life and decisions and such. And the way their minds work...phew!! I wonder...)