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HC I'm reading my Victoria's Secret catalog?
HC I never requested a catalog from Vicky?
HC I don't have a VC card either?
HC I'm wondering which of my magazine subscriptions sold her my address?
HC it was probably InStyle?
HC they have sold my address to evey Tom, Dick, and Junebug with a company?
HC I don't like that type of isht?
HC I would normally cancel my subscription for some mess like that?
HC I can't because InStyle is my absolute fav-o-ritt magazine?
HC back to Victoria's Secret?
HC I saw a couple of cute little outfits that I would order?
HC the bras only come in sizes up to a C cup?
HC a D-cup sistah can't get no love?
HC when the bra does come in a D-cup, it costs $2 more?
HC is there really $2 more worth of fabric in it?
HC I just flipped to the "full effect" page?
HC full effect is supposed to be code word for tig ol' bitties?
HC they only have five bras on this page?
HC they are tacky?
HC I ask you again, HC a D-cup sistah can't get no love?
HC Jaime Foxx's Wanda just popped into my head?
HC she was always talking about wearing some "lin-guh-ree" draws for her man?
HC I really wish that In Living Color was still on the air?
HC I mean the good one with just Keenan, Marlon, and Kim Wayans?
HC those were the good old days when Shaun "I'm bout as funny as the Olsen Twins" Wayans was just a DJ who didn't talk?
HC I really miss that show?
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