I love it!
Would you all come if our university paid you guys $5? If that's a little too frugal we can pay ya'
$5 for each member! There's no need to hire security we'll just get some random students to protect ya'.
But wait, there's more! We are no longer a dry campus, we have a tavern now. GET BOOZE! Sorry, two beers max.
Hurry, this offer is closing fast!